when you go to the beach on Sunday instead of going to church…

When you go to the beach on Sunday instead of going to church…

You get a severe sunburn.

When you get a severe sunburn,

You peel lie a banana.

When you peel like a banana,

You wrinkle like a prune.

When you wrinkle like a prune,

you resemble a Shar-Pei dog.

Don’t resemble a Shar-Pei dog on Sunday.

Come to Cross Community Church!

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